indirispeaks:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via mrbrianfirenzi)

…………………….they knew exactly what they were doing

bigglyboof:

I finally finished the Futaba piece I promised you guys in a past poll!  I tried to re-imagine her palace a bit and just had some fun with it.

clockworkkitten47:

my-moonlight-us:

Big cats 😻😻

Units

enigma-boi:

kafukafuura1917:

wintgenstein:

me reading my wedding vows: i promise to always be based, and epic ftw, and to never be cringe

me

teathattast:

ok this is epic

ryangoslingofficial:

the known SJWs, tommy vercetti and captain jack sparrow

silentwalrus1:

silentwalrus1:

i had a thought today like man, my ancestors would probably not approve very much of me being such an extravagant glutton, but then i was like wtf are u kidding. those dumbasses didn’t live on a fuckin potato ass diet for no minimalism. they didn’t do what they did, whatever the fuck it was, for me NOT to fucking eat my bodyweight in sashimi!!! they would be fucking ecstatic to see me making the most of my opportunities for plenty. they would be fucking cheering me on. every lice-covered cossack and illiterate serf and three-toothed yak herder in my lineage is with me in this restaurant, and they are going absolutely apeshit watching me try to fit an entire samosa in my mouth

i love this idea that the ancestors are following modern people around like a rappers yes-man as we eat food #‘fucking superb you funky little descendant’

me, standing in front of the burger king counter like the blithering hunger gibbon i am: i’ll have… uhhh… double whopper with fries. thank you. large please

the 500 mongolian tatar and polish jew ghosts behind me: [ERUPT INTO WILD SCREAMING AND HIGH FIVES] 

stuffman-art:

none of my latest commissions are appropriate for this blog, so here’s a statue to keep watch around here.

silver-tongues-blog:

boppinrockin:

boppinrockin:

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

kfp also respects women more than any beauty company too.

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

liquidstar:

olddaydreams:

liquidstar:

it’s literally so funny to me that soul eater takes place in nevada. i dont know why. i think its because it’s such a wild story about the grim reaper and witches and demons and a school where kids turn into weapons… and it just takes place in nevada 

It takes place in what now.

nevada

you know, where the almighty god of death resides 

gasp-theenemy:

narplebutts:

art here